Hyperion Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 I had studied in a british school right from start so luckily I have a bit of good grasp in it ...BUT below I am gonna show you how many ...around 40% of indians still talk today with the real life experience of my current Thermodynamics teacher.. PS : I still don't know how the F did he get his PhD.Mr. Jeppiar talks to his students:# At the ground: —————– All of you stand in a straight circle. The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here).# To a boy, angrily: ——————— I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?# While punishing students: ———————– You, rotate the ground four times… You, go and understand the tree… You three of you stand together separately. Why are y ou late – say YES or NO …..(?)# Sir at his best: ————— Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”# Sir at his best inside the Class room: ———————————————- Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half. Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..) “Both of u three get out of the class.” Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today… Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver….. Take 5 cm wire of any length….Last but not the least some Jeppi ar experiences … —————————————————————– Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).At St. Josephs fresh years day 2010: ———————————————- “No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban-Ninja Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 lmao, you keep my money lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazzyColoUrs Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 L00000000000000000000000000000000000000L. Best Teacher ever lol. This made my day l00l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iShimura Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 Ok, now that was extremely good xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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