Neca Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 I know there are many fans of Chuck Norris so now everybody can post here his favorite sentence regarding his awesome skills and powers "Chuck Norris died yesterday,but he is feeling a lot better today!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iShimura Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 My personal favourite is this:"Chuck Norris can run at the speed of darkness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazz Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Chuck Norris is so hard , that superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAICHI Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 DO YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THEM ARE JOKES!!!!!!! try this:1-Go to google and write "find chuck norris" without the (")2-I'm feeling lucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAICHI Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 chuck norris threw a grenade and killed 50 , then the grenade exploded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wattz Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazementChuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*cking Indian. Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban-Ninja Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement just one thing about that... Oswald wasn't there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neca Posted March 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Chuck Norris has no pubes. Hairs cant grow on steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roach Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roach Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAICHI Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Chuck Norris can squeeze apple juice out of a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAICHI Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 (edited) Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign languageChuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.[ATTACH=CONFIG]715[/ATTACH] Edited March 7, 2012 by TAICHI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belaid12002 Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 chuck norris always give some blood to hospitals, but never his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAICHI Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 add chuck norris's email gmail@chucknorris.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belaid12002 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 chuck norris's father did use a condom but it wasnt enought to stop himchuck norris use tabasco as eye dropschuck norris make onions crytheory of evolution is wrong chuck norris is the one who ollow those specy's existancechuck norris was once on mars, this is why there's no life theredevil has sold his soul to chuck norrischuck norris swallow 20 sleeping pills, he blinkedglobal earth warming doesnt exist, sometimes chuck norris feel cold so he ask the sun to come bywhen google cant found something he ask chuck norrisif chuck norris was in 300's movie they would call it 1sangoku in englsih means chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neca Posted March 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 I knew this is gonna be good thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7aZx.LV Posted March 23, 2012 Report Share Posted March 23, 2012 Chuck Norris once had a Heartattack...it lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roach Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 which one came first? egg or chicken? Chuck Norris I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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